{"title":"Alien Masks","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"alpha-centauri-alien-green-variant-mask","title":"Alpha Centauri Alien MASK","description":"\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eSculpted by Anders Lerche\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eThe manor does not often receive extraterrestrial visitors. This Alpha Centaurian arrived badly bruised and beaten after an unfortunate curse went awry. Who knew that you could open a space-time portal with a dead chicken ?\u003cbr\u003eHe did make for good eats, the Duchess is quite the cook, and the alien was perfect for a classic Louisiana gumbo. Mmmmmm mmmm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"\"\u003eDon’t judge, these aliens are often quite nasty customers but traveling just over 1.3 parsecs can give you some wicked jet lag.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lord Grimley's Manor","offers":[{"title":"Green","offer_id":47012897357973,"sku":"LGM202217","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Grey","offer_id":47012897390741,"sku":"LGM20227","price":59.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0763\/9747\/8037\/files\/Lord-Grimley-Minions-Alpha-Centauri-Green-Alien-001.webp?v=1772147039"}],"url":"https:\/\/drhydeslab.com\/collections\/alien-masks.oembed","provider":"Dr. Hyde's Laboratory","version":"1.0","type":"link"}